Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
i do think its funny that grian is just declaring this war over. at least with the civil war and mycelium resistance it culminated in an actual quantifiable fight with a clear win condition but here hes just like. no im over this actually <3 get grass'd idiot.
reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺
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